Celeb Style

I really wish I had the class of a celeb. These days, with no attractive royalty and whatnot, a girl needs someone, some lofty figure, to aspire to. For me, that girl is little Jessie Simpson. A small town girl, much like me, of small stature (she walked right past me and I swear we are the same height, can you believe it!) but of the highest, classiest nature. She has struggled so much in her time of celebrity, and she has persevered, people! Now that is what I call an inspiration to women everywhere. She has escaped the clutches of that evil Lachey guy, and is now safely back in the arms of daddy dearest. And from what I've heard, Daddy Joe must be teachin her about Jesus... she is quoting the Bible on a regular basis these days. Good for her! I mean, sure it's kind of weird that she is constantly pimping herself out but also trying to be so spiritual, but you know, like, that is the dualistic nature of humanity. Yes, Jessica, you are an exemplary human being... and I love you. *muah*