HONOR ROLL! HUG THE EARTH! JESUS SAVES! IT'S A DRUID THING!

Why do some people insist on putting bumper stickers on their car... do they think this is a valid way of expressing themselves? Because I know my car makes a statement all on it's own.

My early 90's model Honda Accord needs no sticker to say "When my owner purchased me she was spending too much money on pot and wild nights out with her gay friends to be able to afford a large car payment. I was an emergency purchase when her previous car crapped out on her. However, I am reliable... and for that, she loves me."

There, see? The story is pretty obvious if you just think about it. Isn't that more interesting than a sticker? I think so. That's why I appreciate Crackhead Stripper Girl in her banged up white Cadillac with no bumper sticker - cause I got to make up her story with no help from her! Same for Blue Haired Early Alzheimer's Lady in the maroon Buick. You go, girls... don't buy in to the whole "expressing yourself with a sticker" idea. My little stories for you are much, much sweeter.