LOTTO FEVER

Someone fucking won millions of fucking dollars on the fucking Powerball in my fucking home town and it wasn't fucking me.

I usually buy my tix on the KC, MO side... of course yesterday I just happened to buy them on the Kansas side and the winning ticket was bought over in Missouri. I hate it when fate doesn't work according to my motherfucking plan.

I did get the Powerball number on one ticket, though. So I think I won back my money, to buy new tickets with... however, considering the fact that someone just won the jackpot here I doubt the odds will be in my favor for quite some time.