Celeb Style

I really wish I had the class of a celeb. These days, with no attractive royalty and whatnot, a girl needs someone, some lofty figure, to aspire to. For me, that girl is little Jessie Simpson. A small town girl, much like me, of small stature (she walked right past me and I swear we are the same height, can you believe it!) but of the highest, classiest nature. She has struggled so much in her time of celebrity, and she has persevered, people! Now that is what I call an inspiration to women everywhere. She has escaped the clutches of that evil Lachey guy, and is now safely back in the arms of daddy dearest. And from what I've heard, Daddy Joe must be teachin her about Jesus... she is quoting the Bible on a regular basis these days. Good for her! I mean, sure it's kind of weird that she is constantly pimping herself out but also trying to be so spiritual, but you know, like, that is the dualistic nature of humanity. Yes, Jessica, you are an exemplary human being... and I love you. *muah*

annnnd, we're bloggin

la la, where to begin.

Its Tuesday and I'm hungover. I'm on a dart league, I suck but its a reason for me to get out and drink at least once a week and feel like ass the following day. I always have fun, usually too much fun but I hate paying for it. I'll say I won't drink that much again but I will when the next Monday rolls around. I hate to say it but I can see why people become alcoholics. Forget about stress and emotional problems, drink to drink away your hangover. The best cure for a hangover is more alcohol which will result in another hangover and round and round you go. Alcoholic.

Having said all that I choose not to become an alcoholic.

I love Jared Leto...

ok? Ok.

Just right now, I mean I have before but for some reason, right now, he's back, he's back and he's hotter than ever. And actually, he isn't, hotter than ever, he was hotter before, I kinda even like the whole scruffy, long unwashed hair look, some people can just pull that off, some people should always pull that off, but anyways, the pictures of him before, like a while ago, are hotter than ever..thus the memory of hot Jared Leto is hotter than ever...or something. He's my fantasy man this week of February..something, 2006.

His band is coming to Vancouver on April 14th and I've got this feeling that if I can just get in to the front row and stare up at him, he'll have to see me, and then he'll fall in love, love at first sight in the best possible scenario, forget Lindsay Lohan, that crack whore ain't got nothing on me! (No offense to Lindsay Lohan because for some strange reason I actually like you (her) I just really wanted to use the term 'crack whore' on someone that might actually be a crack whore). Either way I'll rock out to 30 Seconds to Mars (whose website I can't get into) and he'll see me and we'll fall in love, if only for one evening, I'm totally down for that, and yeah, my fantasy of getting to touch Jordan Catalan...I mean, Jared Leto's soft face and smooth hair, will come true.

Voila.


Edit - Im in!...the site, that is.